just kidding.
but riddle me this:
how is it that these four peepers of mine can scan oneteen million gazillion myspace "surveys" asking the absolutely inane, "In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos?" and not think twice about those round, chocolate sandwich cookies with sugary vanilla filling that hadn't touched my lips in years, yet when in my effort to fully familiarize myself with the dooce anthology by reading her blog from alpha to omega, i happen upon her eighth post, dated the eighth month some eight minus two years ago, and immediately, unsatiably crave the number one selling cookie in the world?
i obliterated a 1 lb 2 oz blue nabisco package over the span of three days. by myself. i don't drink milk. and have i mentioned i don't even particularly care for this snack unless it's accompanied by cream, which, in this case, it was not?
take that, mensa!
